Stop! Have You Tried…Thinking?

Product Description
Are your underlings completely helpless without you? Are you constantly reminding them that they too have brains that are capable of thinking and solving problems all on their own? Do you get a slight migraine when you see one of them walking towards you? If so, then this is the mug for you.

Let’s paint the picture:

It’s a Monday morning, you’ve had a long weekend, and you’re just getting to the office. You’ve made it to the break room and filled your brand new mug with a fresh cup of that sweet black bean juice. You’re getting settled in to your desk, when all of a sudden you see your “favorite” employee walking to your office. You already know it’s for a problem they’re fully capable of solving it on their own but now, instead of having to graciously nod your head and listen, all you have to do is take a sip and sit back as they read and get the message.

As they walk away, huffing and puffing, you’ll smile in satisfaction, looking down at your trusty mug, giving thanks to Certified-Haters.com for being your friend and ally.

Product Information
– Ceramic
– 11 oz. mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
– Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!