Certified-Haters.Com
The internet's number one source of hater related merchandise. If you're petty, jealous, and love to hate, then OUR merch can speak YOUR truth.
The internet's number one source of hater related merchandise. If you're petty, jealous, and love to hate, then OUR merch can speak YOUR truth.
Words Are Powerful
Certified-Haters.com is proud to present the Words Are Powerful (W.A.P.) Collection. A series of apparel and other merchandise with the words you need to build your confidence, cultivate your power, and finally be worthy of your parents’ love.
Put our W.A.P. on your back today!
Nobody's Perfect!
Are you a former hater who appreciates peace, kindness, and love and you want the world to know it? If so, you’ll love our Haters Have Heart Collection, a line-up of apparel and other merchandise that reflects your newfound, positive outlook on life.
Help them kids.
25% of net profits go to charities benefiting children. To see a list of the causes we’re currently supporting, visit the Haters Have Heart homepage.
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Gobble, Gobble (10-Pack)
Original price was: $35.00.$30.00Current price is: $30.00. Pre-Order -
Grateful For Your Presence (10-Pack)
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When You Love A Friend (10-Pack)
$35.00 Pre-Order
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Uniting haters all across the world one hat, mug, and shirt at a time is our mission because we know that you have greatness inside of you. You’re bold, daring, and unapologetic – a magnetar of magnificence that’s waiting to be unleashed. Let the world know who you are and what you’re all about.
A Hater's Dream
At Certified-Haters.com, we recognize the importance of a hater’s need to drive in style. From Genghis Khan to Enzo Ferrari and our personal favorite, Ettore Bugatti, the greats all knew the same thing – first you get the ponies, then you get the power, and then you get the respect. THAT is the key to life. As proud Americans, we started this business with a dollar and a dream. A dream to be driven down the streets of New York City in a golden chariot pulled by 10 Bugatti Veyrons.
The G.Y.M Line
That is why Certified-Haters.com is proud to announce its newest line of overpriced athletic apparel: G.Y.M., which is short for Gimme Your Money, is just as expensive as your favorite pair of lululemon tights, but when you buy with us, you get a 100% money back guarantee. We guarantee you that 100% of profits go directly to funding our dreams.
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G.Y.M. Champion Sweatshirt
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G.Y.M. Fleece Sweatpants
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G.Y.M Snapback Hat
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G.Y.M Pullover Hoodie
$75.00 – $85.00 Select options
From Our Blog
Failed Product Ideas
From the annals of our mind, these are the ideas that didn’t make the cut.
From products like ‘Famous Anus “Brown-Eye” Brownies’ to ‘The Clap Back Battle AI’, these horrible, terrible ideas are here for your enjoyment.
