I’m As Bright as a Pitch Black Night

Product Description
Do you regularly get upset by other people’s apparent stupidity despite knowing they are fully capable of using their brains? Do you have someone special in your life who has a history of being dumb, dense, and downright dimwitted? If so, this is the perfect gift for that special person who’s special in more ways than just one. When you give them this mug, they’ll see the bright yellow star shining through, get distracted and think you’re actually giving them a compliment. And that’s the best part – because it’s a gift for them and for you.

And even though I shouldn’t have to say it, here at certified-haters.com, we don’t believe in bullying or being mean to our fellow man. Everything we offer here was made just to get a laugh. If you’re buying this because you want to be a dick, please don’t – it really isn’t good for your long-term health. After all, if you’re gonna be a dick, you shouldn’t be surprised if you end up with a stroke.

Product Information
– Ceramic
– 11 oz. mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
– Dishwasher and microwave safe