When you’re in the middle of a heated roast battle, you don’t have time or brain power to spare on being thirsty. You have to be at the top of your game, locked and loaded with your next devastating clapback. Which is why Certified-Haters.com is proud to announce its newest product under development – Hater-8: a scientifically formulated sports drink for the active hater on the go.
Fortified with electrolytes and carbohydrates, Hater-8 is just like you: salty and sweet. Remember folks, proper hydration is the key to your success, because the moment you get that nasty white film on your lips, you’ll be roasted to a crisp. To avoid that fate, come taste the hate. Grab yourself a Hater-8. Only at, Certified-Haters.com
