Have you ever lost an argument because you didn’t have the perfect thing to say until hours later, in the shower, while crying under your breath? If you had only thought of it in the moment, then maybe you could have won that argument and avoided the heavy weight of embarrassment, shame, and cringe that you carry to this day.
Here at Certified-Haters.com, we know every hater needs a helping hand from time to time which is why we’re proud to announce our newest product under development, ‘The Clapback’ – a modern day magic-8 ball with an onboard battle AI you can carry on a keychain for those intense, high-pressure situations that demand a tailor made, witty response.
That’s right. Your clapback comes equipped with an AI assistant we’ve codenamed Jimmy. Training Jimmy is a breeze. Jimmy’s always quiet, listening, and learning, kind of like the child you wish you had. By giving him the tea and letting him listen to each and every one of your day-to-day interactions with your adversaries, Jimmy prepare an arsenal of responses that will cut them to the bone.
Remember folks, with Jimmy on your side, you’ll be sure to make them cry.
